PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! One time when that winger went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a movie